The President Of The Internet

2004-05-11T10:13:00.000-07:00

President Of The Internet - Ok, so here's the deal. I've decided to play a little game with other S.E.O. specialists and/or bored people like myself who have nothing better to do. Basically the idea is to get ranked #1 on Google for the term "President Of The Internet".

I'm sure you've all heard of Google-bombing, basically its the whole "miserable failure" concept turned into a game. If for some odd reason or another you have NO idea what I'm talking about, try putting the term "miserable failure" into Google and see what pops up.

So anyways, here is the deal, all you have to do is link to me with a TEXTUAL link with the term "President Of The Internet" in it to THIS page so it looks like this:
President Of The Internet.

If you do so, I will link back to you from this page, making you a member of my cabinet. Remember, for all you traffic hungry site owners and bloggers, the more links to your site the better for high traffic. I'll even have the link say whatever you want! Except for my own keyword of course.

You may be asking yourself, "How does ranking number 1 of google make you the P.O.T.I.?" Well, Google is fairly democratic and fair, ranking pages purely off it's algorithm, and not by it's own personal choice. Basically, anyone has a shot at whatever keyword they want if they are willing to put the time into optimizing it. So it's kind of like an election, and whoever has the number one spot on the search engines wins.

Now, to sweeten up the deal, If you are one of my personal friends and help me out by getting 5 other people to do the same, I will treat you out to lunch!
If I don't know you, and you can sign up 5 people, I will give you your own personal position, that you may choose yourself.

I'm running against some tough candidates, some S.E.O. nerds, journalists, etc. They've all got a few hundred links to them.

I think I can beat them out, and besides, I've got nothing better to do. I'm a single 19 year old guy that still plays with nerf guns, what can I say?

Anyways, this should take about a month or so before I start to rank on Google, since it's a brand new site that hasn't been indexed yet.

I suppose I'll need a platform to work off of, so if anyone has any ideas just post them in the comments!

Also, once I start to rank, I'll update this page with what position I'm at....I'll undoubtedly be in the top 50 within a couple weeks, so make sure to check back!